cobble hill. stay away.

Seriously. Do not move to, or even come visit Cobble Hill in Brooklyn. It is the worst place on earth. Earth. Flint Michigan? Please, more like Daytona Beach. Detroit Michigan? Palm Springs in comparison. Hell, anywhere in Michigan is better than Cobble Hill. You should definitely go to Michigan. Here are some cheap plane tickets,... Continue Reading →

dear cops. I bought pot.

That's right fuzz. I bought pot. Lots of it. Pot you can smoke, and some you can even eat. And what's moreā€¦ I smoked it. In my face hole. Yup. So whatchagonnadoboutit? Nothing. That's right. Mainly because it was legal, as I bought it in Denver, Colorado; the new pothead's playground. This is the first... Continue Reading →

freeman’s social club. the perfect day.

May 23rd. The day we celebrate Dave Hanson Day. Never heard of Dave Hanson Day? Never heard of Dave Hanson? pshaw. Everyone should be lucky enough to have a Dave Hanson. He's the guy that drinks you past the breakup, jumps your broken down CJ-7 at 6am, and can sit in silence with you filling... Continue Reading →

thailand … in my mouth.

So. The food. Here. Is incredible. If you are from New York, and you go to China, you will quickly find out that the delicious, hang over cure food you have been lovingly adoring all your life is anything but Chinese food. It can come as a stark revelation as you pine for your ol'... Continue Reading →

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