How to Travel like a Travel Writer (and not kill what you love).

The world is being destroyed by tourism and I am the cause. There are currently 1.4 billion tourists out thereĀ and that number is only growing at an alarming rate. The world is addicted to travelling and I am one of the many pushers out there on the streets giving them their fix. I have been... Continue Reading →

Lady Liberty

You know what really pisses me off... what is making me so disappointed right now... there was a time that we were gifted a giant statue of a woman with a torch. Gifted. From another country. Like a 300 foot tall trophy for being the best at taking in everyone. All the wretched, poor, tired... Continue Reading →

Medical Marijuana Card Done Easy.

So, I moved out to Los Angeles because NYC winter. Also it was time to open an LA office. Looks good in an email signature. So of course besides changing your address, registering your car, and joining a gym, I had to get a medical marijuana card. Cause you know, LA. I'm not an avid... Continue Reading →

happy michael king jr. day.

Today, is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. It's a day that hopefully we all celebrate equality of all Peoples. Today, we also celebrate the man who this holiday is named after, who was also considered "the most powerful Negro" by the FBI. Here are some other interesting facts, brought to you by our friends over... Continue Reading →

finally. i can masturbate in my car.

Good. Got your attention. Problem is, I think we're gonna loose it. Here's something new; a car that drives itself in traffic. I mean, we've all heard stories about car's that drive themselves, but even your early adopting uncle Jack (you know, the dude that actually owns a Roomba) doesn't have a self driving car.... Continue Reading →

happy…birthday?

Yes. Happy birthday. Another year. Another regeneration of cells, another set down for the final count. The earth has swung its fat ass around the flaming hydrogen ball one more time, there's another grey on my chin, and France is another year older too. Birthdays are great, mainly because I love to celebrate. Flag day,... Continue Reading →

cobble hill. stay away.

Seriously. Do not move to, or even come visit Cobble Hill in Brooklyn. It is the worst place on earth. Earth. Flint Michigan? Please, more like Daytona Beach. Detroit Michigan? Palm Springs in comparison. Hell, anywhere in Michigan is better than Cobble Hill. You should definitely go to Michigan. Here are some cheap plane tickets,... Continue Reading →

crumbling clients.

So I've been fortunate to work with a lot of visionary brands (and yes, this is where I list the best of them so you can see my net worth. Deal with it.) Victoria's Secret, Reebok, Lincoln, you know, the big boys (and girls). No matter who the client is, and this is absolutely true,... Continue Reading →

bad ass bike for good reason.

Exhibit A: John Varvatos. A Rock and Roll, bad ass designer. Exhibit B: Black Motorcycles. An Underground, road rash motorcycle shop. Well they got together and had a child. A while back I was asked to direct a film for Varvatos about a very unique project he was organizing; a one of a kind John... Continue Reading →

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