BEATS with built in OCULUS RIFT. Do they come with new underwear?

I ask if they come with new underwear because you are obviously going to shit yourself. I'm here all week people.  So this is a dope idea... headphones... with a VR set ... BUILT IN. They use Retina Projection so they beam the image RIGHT INTO YOUR FUCKING BRAIN which is the only way I... Continue Reading →

Flying A Drone. With Your MIND.

As I was writing that I couldn't help but "think" that every-time you fly a drone, it's with your mind. Like every-time you drive a car, take a shit, or eat Cheetos, it is also through ... mind-control. But semantics aside here is a fun little video of a mind controlled drone. Basic yes. Useless,... Continue Reading →

The Great NYC Burger Bash.

So hambergers, amirite? I am a foodie, and fortunately I have the pleasure of knowing the man who makes the world's best hamburger. This isn't up for discussion. So I found it humorous to say the least when I was invited down to the Food and Wine Burger Bash, a contest of over 250 purveyors of... Continue Reading →

Paint. Naked Girl. Shoes. What’s not to love?

It's fall, and it's a good time for reflection. So here is a good lesson in humility. Take heed. Sometimes, I am lucky enough to be brought in a room with a bunch of other creative people and offer an idea to help sell their product. A while back I had a concept for a... Continue Reading →

thai rodeo. buffalo racing?

One day earlier this year I got a little phone call from a man by the name of Joel Soisson. "Hi. This is Joel Soisson." Who the hell was Joel Soisson? Well, if you know how to Google (or click a hyperlink you lazy bum) you would quickly find out he is the producer of... Continue Reading →

They Came Together. And You Will Too.

Hi. Rob Serrini here. Film Critic. Welcome and Action. Upon my never ending quest to better the film-watching community with vitriol so accurate about cinema today (while trolling every IMDB page I can) I wondered, or perhaps came across a new little "Poehludd" vehicle who's title peaked, so to phrase, my interest: "They Came Together"... Continue Reading →

finally. i can masturbate in my car.

Good. Got your attention. Problem is, I think we're gonna loose it. Here's something new; a car that drives itself in traffic. I mean, we've all heard stories about car's that drive themselves, but even your early adopting uncle Jack (you know, the dude that actually owns a Roomba) doesn't have a self driving car.... Continue Reading →

so you’ve torn your achilles tendon.

Well, well, well. Look who it is. 37-year-old you thinking it's 1998. I guess you just found out you can't play soccer/basketball/badminton. I've now had the pleasure to have torn my Achilles tendon in Spain playing a friendly game of soccer. It's an amazing injury, and something that is surprisingly common (you find out once... Continue Reading →

cobble hill. stay away.

Seriously. Do not move to, or even come visit Cobble Hill in Brooklyn. It is the worst place on earth. Earth. Flint Michigan? Please, more like Daytona Beach. Detroit Michigan? Palm Springs in comparison. Hell, anywhere in Michigan is better than Cobble Hill. You should definitely go to Michigan. Here are some cheap plane tickets,... Continue Reading →

crumbling clients.

So I've been fortunate to work with a lot of visionary brands (and yes, this is where I list the best of them so you can see my net worth. Deal with it.) Victoria's Secret, Reebok, Lincoln, you know, the big boys (and girls). No matter who the client is, and this is absolutely true,... Continue Reading →

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